garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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