Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I am available for nakedness
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
