she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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