You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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