Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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