I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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