Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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