its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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