I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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