I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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