Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Me too!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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