i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You pole danced in your parka.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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