Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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