i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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