member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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