a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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