Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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