In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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