Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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