I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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