I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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