Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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