im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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