one might say we're banned from that church
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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