I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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