Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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