Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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