It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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