PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Dear god my vagina.
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