No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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