Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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