I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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