yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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