What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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