I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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