You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
