Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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