Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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