I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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