Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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