When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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