thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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