The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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