I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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