but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
vagina is talking i cant
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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