the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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