I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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