She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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