how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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