I want to have your abortion
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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