he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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