Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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