i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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