i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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