That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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